wash is a fucking nerd
look at this shit
look at this asshole
he has killed people. he is part of a highly skilled group of trained killers with sophisticated equipment and the ability to fuck your shit up without breaking a sweat
he is a grown ass man
and he drinks his fucking beverage with a bright yellow swirly straw in full fucking armor
RVB theories: being blue team’s leader is bad luck. Captain Flowers died. Church died. Wash is going to die. Either through some self-sacrificial redemption bullshit or as a result of a fatal aspirin allergy. Fuck aspirin
Alternatively: Agent Washington is uniquely suited to being blue team’s leader on account of being virtually immortal
Wanted: Blue Team Leader
Requirements: Be a literal fucking cockroach. Take blame for stupid shit we do.
UGH this is fucking beautiful
This is well done.
well, this is now my favorite video ever